Pross Family: December 2008

So our trip ended up being a bust! We were just so excited to get back. So the resort was under construction so the sounds of saws and hammers filled the air day and night.....yeah it was great. Then there was a generator on the beach that pumped sand out into sand bars in the ocean that ran all day while a guy stood in the ocean and blew on a whistle to communcate with the guy at the generator.....this went on all day long as well. Then there were the message therapits that would patrol the "beach" and ask you every thirity minutes or so if you would like a free five minute massage. after about the 10th time in one day you want to punch them out. Then the beach is not really white sand....it was more broken coral and rocks.....you couldn't really walk along the beach. Then there really wasn't that much beach to walk on.....it was tiny. You literally had to set your alarm clock to get up at about 6 to run out and put your stuff on either a bed (if there were any left) or a chaise lounge......yeah fun vacation....alarm clocks...lol. Then we only had salt water in our shower....yes come in to wash off the salty ocean with more salt water...lol. Our toilet was broken the whole time and wouldn't flush properly. Our A/C had mold behind it and we got locked out of room once. Then we got solicted for a time share......like if I didn't feel bad enough that we are poor at home....we had to be reminded on our only vacation we saved two years for. Then we had only one choice of beer....Dos Equis on tap. Two wines.....red or white that is it......lol. No white (reisling, pinot, chardonney).....just chardonney and a cabernet.....no merlot. Mixed drinks.....it was pretty much pina colada, daquiri or mojito. The food was horrible.......wow. There were five restaurants and only four were open. We had to eat breakfast and lunch at the same one place each day.......wow...we were so sick of the 5 things they offered by the time we left. Dinner was a total other experience. Nothing the menu said we got. Adam order scallops and he got tiny shrimp with canned tuna.....ewww....and he had the lobster bisque and got crab bisque with a shells and all.....ground up shells.......it was great....lol. Then this resort was part of the nudist resort...which I didn't know about....lol. I have many pictures of lots of boobs.....I will not post them though. Why is it that the people who want to be naked are the people who should cover up.....lol. Anyway those are just some of the stories we had to tell about our great second honeymoon. So here are some pictures (don't let them fool you into thinking everything looked nice)lol....enjoy.